Dunge Dispatch: Farewell, Old Friend
Earlier this month I said goodbye to Dirkwanda. Mmm-hmm, you read that correctly... Dirkwanda. Dirkwanda was my 2003 Ford Explorer XLT. (Ford Motor Company executives, if you are reading this: my family and I will gladly accept your gift of a new Ford SUV, and will regularly "blog-brag" about the wonders of Ford SUVs to our massive following, should you be so kind and inclined to gift us with a new Ford or Lincoln SUV). Yes, Dirkwanda is an odd name, but odd is as odd does. I've always been of the opinion that a vehicle, much like a ship, should have a female name. In our case, a standard female name seemed lacking for our Explorer, so we modified her name to add a little more brawn, and "Dirkwanda" seemed the best fit. The etymology of "Dirkwanda" is a little hazy after 15 years, but suffice to say that the name Dirk is where it all began. To start, t he name "Dirk" is partial to our Texas roots, in support of one of the best NBA pla...